"Every Saturday, I only have one nerve left, and she just dry humps the fuck out of it!"

breakfastburritoe:

lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

breakfastburritoe:

asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies??

selfies are rebloggable…

obviously not because then id get notes haha nice try though

dont-drop-that-dutdutdutdut:

So guys, at my school we have a senior, Hannah Wagernackle, and she has Down’s syndrome. Despite that, she is very popular, and on our cheerleading team. A few weeks ago, she asked James Maslow, from Big Time Rush, to prom through a video. The video has over 20,000 hits, and on Friday morning, he sent a response. Sadly, he could not make it to our prom because he would be shooting for Dancing with the Stars. Instead, he flew her and her mom and sister out to LA for an extended weekend with him. He took them to Disneyland, and she is coming with him to shoot DWTS on Monday and they are going to have their own special prom dance. I cannot believe this happened to one of us. Please share this story, Hannah’s story, to show that not all celebrities are jerks to their fans.

tennants-hair:

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

sassygayklavierspieler:

Cute music terms to name your children:

  • Viola
  • Harmony
  • Melody
  • Cadence
  • Carol
  • Hymn
  • Celeste
  • Clef
  • Agitato
  • Oboe Player
  • F Sharp
  • Barbaro
  • Plagal
  • Smorzando
  • ii♭ 6-4
  • Canon in inversion and augmentation
bevgodsgirls:

skittle-flavoured-mind:

Think “D CUPS ARE HUGE”? Think again!The top bra is a 32A and the bottom bra is a 28D.32A = 30B (less band more cup in the bra) = 28CSo a 28D is only one volume bigger than a 32A!Can you fit into a 28? Measure snugly under your boobs.Bras stretch 4 to 5 inches, but these are ALREADY built into the bra aka, a 28” bra stretches to around 29” (to allow for breathing) and unstretched is about 4 to 5 inches tighter.If you measure 28” underbust and think a 28 would be too tight, it’s likely your current bra wires are sitting on top of your breast tissue… so it’s your boobs being too big making it feel tight, and not the bandRecently, a lady on ABTF had been wearing 36B when she was actually 28FF. She didn’t fill out the cups in 36B so she thought she was an “A”. In reality, the cups, if pulled tight enough to her, would be too small. Gapping sometimes means the cups are too far away because of a too loose band,  and not too big!

Remember all these things I’m telling you all about bras?

bevgodsgirls:

skittle-flavoured-mind:

Think “D CUPS ARE HUGE”? Think again!

The top bra is a 32A and the bottom bra is a 28D.

32A = 30B (less band more cup in the bra) = 28C

So a 28D is only one volume bigger than a 32A!

Can you fit into a 28? Measure snugly under your boobs.

Bras stretch 4 to 5 inches, but these are ALREADY built into the bra aka, a 28” bra stretches to around 29” (to allow for breathing) and unstretched is about 4 to 5 inches tighter.

If you measure 28” underbust and think a 28 would be too tight, it’s likely your current bra wires are sitting on top of your breast tissue… so it’s your boobs being too big making it feel tight, and not the band

Recently, a lady on ABTF had been wearing 36B when she was actually 28FF. She didn’t fill out the cups in 36B so she thought she was an “A”. In reality, the cups, if pulled tight enough to her, would be too small. Gapping sometimes means the cups are too far away because of a too loose band,  and not too big!

Remember all these things I’m telling you all about bras?

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

seductivesurvivor:

Don’t ever feel offended if I don’t answer your asks or anons or memes. I’m not ignoring you. I would never ignore anybody on purpose. Either tumblr ate them or I had every intention to and I just forgot. 

So this is basically a reminder that I’m human and a terrible one at that so don’t hate me for my flaws because I have a lot of them.

eldrkevinprice:

if the broadway and theatre community dislikes bootlegs so much and don’t want people filming their shows they need to work on making theatre a more accessible form of media by filming shows professionally because you know they talk a lot about being a very open welcoming community but don’t do anything to make that community welcoming to people who can’t afford to see shows or people who live in rural areas and are literally unable to attend shows at all

Here’s my #tbt HAHAHAHAHA

Here’s my #tbt HAHAHAHAHA

capitalemm:

Green Day with Triumph, the insult comic dog (x)

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